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Jack Sparrow: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back.
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.
Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me.

Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I’m here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Norrington: [drunk and angry] So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow…
[he draws his pistol and points it at Jack, who is hiding behind a pole]
Norrington: … or should I just kill you now?
Jack Sparrow: [tries and fails to hide behind his pole] You’re hired!
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits and all that.

Davey Jones: You have a debt to pay. You’ve been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as “Captain Jack Sparrow”?
Jack Sparrow: [talking about Jack’s debt to Jones] You already have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there.
Davey Jones: One soul is not equal to another.

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: …Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don’t want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Tia Dalma: The compass you bartered from me it cannot lead you to this?
Jack Sparrow: Maybe. Why?
Tia Dalma: Ah, Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants.

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!

Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner.
Will Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
Jack Sparrow: There’ll be no knowing here! We’ve come for help and were not leaving without it.
[to Tia]
Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you…